Mark Errington

"Your name" is...
&ndash Bespoke cards

Thanks to Moonpig, Funky Pigeon and other animal-related sites, personalised cards are more popular than ever. They’re also terrible.

With the help of a popular search engine (it rhymes with bugle), I attempted to offer an alternative. After entering a name followed by ‘is’ in closed brackets, I selected the most interesting, apt and bizarre results to use on the card. Your move, pig...